As if trying to rival with our sister website Cocktales (and you should take a look, if you haven’t, it’s the literary equivalent of

), spambots are generating pieces of  written gold that shouldn’t be dismissed (I am sure a couple of comic writers even use them in their pitches). Here are a couple of those gems:

Too this arm tooks a look a wrist, time is it’s yet early, 80% she hasn’t waked up?…

“Sorry, sorry!Is that I ain’t good, the in the mind is too worried.Like, I descend to do some shopping, the words doing are too late afraid of getting into trouble, a short while I braised soup and waited soup like, you also drink a point and otherly…